leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
-

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

afistfullofglitter:

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

Cause its still funny. Shuddup.

mare-moment:

"This hashtag is hurting people!" that’s quite ironic since the whole point of this hashtag is to keep those people from getting hurt.

"#dontbeafruit is stupid! a hashtag isn’t going to do anything!" then why are you so worried about it if it’s just a useless hashtag?

"I’m so tired of looking through the #dontbeafruit tag!" so don’t????

"I know who this tag was started because of and she’s tired of it!" yeah this tag is not based on anyone so sorry sweetie